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I was visiting the town cemetery last night to check there had been no more vandalism (I’d noticed one of the plots had been broken into and the entrance left wide open earlier in the day) and I happened upon a rather odd looking individual. He said he was a detective with an office in town and was staking out the cemetery. Anyway I told him about the tomb and warned him about the ‘gators (the fo…